With the constant extracurricular supervision, sports coaching, and PTA meetings, it’s only a matter of time before the Mini Cooper gets swapped out for a minivan.
Jeneene
Recovering Bubblegum Addict
“Just popping to the dairy for a ‘snack’ does anyone want anything?”
Babe, we see right through you.
Emma
Cat Lady
Looking for someone small, preferably ginger, not a picky eater, down to do their own thing during the day and meet back up for cuddles at night. Have a history with Persians but happy to explore anyone fluffy.
Eden
Office Encyclopedia Mrs World Wide, ready to spit facts at any given moment on pop culture, dinosaurs, astrology, history, or animals.
Olivia
Aircon Fanatic
You have your thickest socks on, you are coated up, questioning the appropriateness of a blanket in the office. Is it mid-July? No, it’s an average day in the office with Olivia on the aircon control.
Marti
Token Male
Office conspiracy: With an all-black uniform, Michaela hired Marti as the cleaner disguised as a designer to grant the office ✨diveristy✨.